Alien Gear Oils

ABOVE.energy makes a line of carbon negative biodegradable oils you will find at www.aboveoils.com. The Alien Gear Oils are our highest end product designed by AI AZR Agentic Modeling. Think of it as this set of huge buildings filled with computers thinking while you golf, fish, dance, sleep eat and watch a movie, always trying new combination of oils, additives and ionic soaps or salts.

The chemical process is like this movie, lots of the building blocks of live cells contribute their oil, then we put them through a little chemical chiropractor type move. If you've ever been, you know. We grab your head and swivel it around while talking to you and then when you least expect it, wham we straighten that molecule out, so it will be nice and slippery. It will fit into slim parts of your engine or gears and stick to the metal reducing friction by 30%. We will see you here soon to share the news about alien intelligence and their Gear Oils.